In the beginning, there was nothing. Then God created the moustache. When God heard the moustache say 'F**kin Hello' he knew it was good, and was pleased.

Skip forward a couple thousand years into the future; to a tortured time where morons roam the earth like inbred dinosaurs in 'clever' t shirts and ridiculous fluoro sun-glasses, unchecked, thriving in a world without consequence for the truly moronic. Prophets spoke of a man who could wield the moustache, return sanity and fist-shaped justice to the jibbering celebrity-obsessed who know not the difference between having an idea and defecating in their own garments. The prophecy comes true this May.

The self-appointed, "International Ambassador of Hard", Chopper, star of TV's The Ronnie Johns Half Hour (and 17 unofficial kills), headbutts his way back to Sydney after last year's 9 month, 40-city sell-out national Australian tour of his 5-star critically acclaimed show, Make Deadsh*ts History.

As Heath Franklin prepares 'Chopper' for NZ, UK and USA tours, unleashing the moustache on the world, he has set a blowtorch to his two recent national tours - 'Harden the F*ck up Australia' and 'Make Deadsh*ts History'- taken the best bits, and punched them together for one big non-stop block of Chop!

Heath Franklin is a Logie-nominated writer and performer. Since 2007, his Chopper shows have sold over 105,000 tickets across Australia and the UK.

"Australia's funniest comedy character..." *****
  - Sunday Mail, 2008

"Franklin is a true comedy talent." ****1/2
  - The Age, 2008

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