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  2. Chopper Live at Pentridge DVD (Pre-Order)
  3. Sammy J and the Forest of Dreams
  4. New Chopper T-Shirts

Event Details

Heath Franklin's Chopper's A Hard Bastard's Guide to Life

Touring QLD, WA and New Zealand in Oct-Nov 2011

COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS

 

A Hard Bastard's Guide to Life

(or how to be less of a fucktard)

 

"Australia’s funniest comedy character..." ***** Sunday Mail

 

As seen on TV, Heath Franklin brings his award-winning comedy alter-ego, Chopper back to the stage, in a show that promises to pack more wallop than a swinging sock full of $2 coins.

Due to 'CHOPULAR DEMAND', the self-proclaimed 'International Ambassador of Hard' will be head-butting his way back to Queensland, Western Australia and New Zealand.

Since the dawn of time, Man has questioned the origin and meaning of his existence. Work? Relationships? Justin Beiber?

And it’s just that sort of useless fucking around that has got us where we are today, in the middle of a self-congratulatory, bargain-priced, capitalist-induced anxiety wank storm. Thats right, wank storm. Don't look it up. Chopper just invented it.

A Hard Bastard's Guide to Life is a comprehensive ‘hit-list’ on how not to just survive, but thrive in a modern world that thinks it’s better than it is. With Chopper's easy step by step guide, you'll learn how to punch Life in the guts, take compromising photos of its wife and watch it cry as it hands over the keys to your future. 

With no-holds barred, and no bars to hold him back, Australia's Most Wanted comedian returns to a theatre near you for one night only.

BYO Moustache

 

Check out this exclusive sneak peak of comedian Heath Franklin's hilarious pisstake of Bear Grylls from Man vs Wild.

Heath Franklin hilarious pisstake of Bear Grylls from Man vs Wild

 

AND GRAB YOUR CHOPPER MERCHANDISE

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Heath Franklin's Chopper's A Hard Bastard's Guide to Life

Listing Information

 

AUSTRALIA/NZ  OCT-NOV 2011 TOUR DATES

 

New Zealand

 
Tauranga 
BAYCOURT COMMUNITY ARTS THEATRE
Tue Nov 8 (SOLD OUT, please come to show in Hamilton or Rotorua!)
Phone 0800 224 244 or Buy Tickets Online Now
 
Taupo
GREAT LAKE CENTRE
Thu Nov 10 7 30pm (SOLD OUT)
Phone (0800 842 538) or Buy Tickets Online Now
 
Wellington
THE OPERA HOUSE
Sat Nov 12  7 30pm (SOLD OUT)
Phone (04 384 3840) or Buy Tickets Online Now
 
New Plymouth 
TSB SHOWPLACE
Sun Nov 13 7 30pm (SOLD OUT)
Phone (0800 111 999) or Buy Tickets Online Now
 
Rotorua
CIVIC THEATRE
Tue Nov 15 7 30pm (SOLD OUT)
Phone (0800 111 999) or Buy Tickets Online Now
 
Hamilton
FOUNDERS THEATRE
Wed Nov 16 (7 30PM SOLD OUT, 9 30 PM EXTRA SHOW ADDED)
Phone (0800 842 538) or Buy Tickets Online Now
 
Christchurch 
AURORA CENTRE
Thu Nov 17 (7 30PM SOLD OUT, 9 30 PM EXTRA SHOW SOLD OUT)   NEW DATE ADDED NOV 28
Phone (0800 842 538) or Buy Tickets Online Now
 
Auckland
SKYCITY THEATRE
Fri Nov 18 (7 30PM SOLD OUT, 9 30 PM EXTRA SOLD OUT)   NEW DATE ADDED SUN NOV 27
Phone (0800 842 538) or Buy Tickets Online Now
 
Hastings
HAWKES BAY OPERA HOUSE
Sat Nov 19 7 30pm
Phone (0800 4 TICKET) or Buy Tickets Online Now
 
Gisborne
WAR MEMORIAL THEATRE
Sun Nov 20 7 30pm (SOLD OUT)
Phone (06 868 8288) or Buy Tickets Online Now
 
Nelson
NELSON SCHOOL OF MUSIC
Tue Nov 22 (7 30 PM SOLD OUT, 9 30PM SOLD OUT)
Phone (03 548 9477) or Buy Tickets Online Now
 
Blenheim
MARLBOROUGH CIVIC THEATRE
Wed Nov 23 7 30pm (SOLD OUT)
Phone (03 520 8558) or Buy Tickets Online Now
 
Timaru
THEATRE ROYAL
Thu Nov 24 7 30pm (SERIOUSLY LIMITED TICKETS LEFT!!!!)
On sale through Movie Max 03 688 4160 or
Phone (0800 842 538) or Buy Tickets Online Now
 
Dunedin
REGENT THEATRE
Fri Nov 25 7 30pm
Phone (03 477 8597) or Buy Tickets Online Now
 
Invercargill
CIVIC THEATRE
Sat Nov 26 7 30pm (SOLD OUT, new 9 45pm EXTRA SHOW JUST ADDED)
Phone (03 211 1692) or Buy Tickets Online Now
 
Auckland (EXTRA SHOWs ADDED DUE TO CHOPULAR DEMAND)
SKYCITY THEATRE
Sun Nov 27, 7pm and 9 pm (7PM SOLD OUT)
Phone (0800 842 538) or Buy Tickets Online Now
 
Christchurch (EXTRA SHOWs ADDED DUE TO CHOPULAR DEMAND)
AURORA CENTRE
Mon Nov 28, 7 30pm (SOLD OUT, just ADDED 9 30pm show)
Phone (0800 842 538) or Buy Tickets Online Now
 

WESTERN AUSTRALIA

(SEASON OVER)

 
Kalgoorlie
Goldfields Arts Centre 
Tuesday Oct 18
Phone (08) 9088 6900 or Buy Tickets Online Now
 
Esperance 
Civic Centre 
Wednesday Oct 19
Phone (08) 9083 1566 or Buy Tickets Online Now
 
Albany 
Entertainment Centre
Thursday Oct 20
Phone (08) 9844 5005 or Buy Tickets Online Now
 
Bunbury 
Regional Entertainment Centre
Friday Oct 21
Phone 1300 661 272 or Buy Tickets Online Now
 
Perth
UWA Octagon Theatre 
Saturday Oct 22
7 30 PM SOLD OUT/ NEW 9 30PM SHOW JUST ADDED
Phone BOCS (08) 9484 1133 or Buy Tickets Online Now
 
Geraldton
Queens Park Theatre 
Sunday Oct 23 
Phone (08) 9956 6662 or Buy Tickets Online Now
 

QUEENSLAND

 
Bundaberg
Moncrieff Theatre 
Fri Oct 28
Phone 07 4130 4100 or Buy Tickets Online Now
 
Cairns
Civic Theatre 
Sat Oct 29
Phone 1300 855 835 or Buy Tickets Online Now
 
Rockhampton
Pilbeam Theatre 
Sun Oct 30
Phone (07) 4927 4111 or Buy Tickets Online Now 
 
Mackay
Entertainment Convention Centre 
Thu Nov 3
Phone (07) 4961 9777 or Buy Tickets Online Now

 

 

 

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