"Australia’s funniest comedy character..." ***** Sunday Mail

 

 

Since the dawn of time, Man has questioned the origin and meaning of his existence. And it’s just that sort of useless f**king aroundthat has got us where we are today, in the middle of a self-congratulatory, bargain-priced, capitalist-induced anxiety wank storm.

 

So stop asking why, and start asking how? How can I prove to the world that I was right and it was wrong, and that it can go and suck a leaky bag of ‘I told you so’?

 

Well, Chopper has spent a lot of time, doing time, and doing life, and Chopper’s Guide to Doing Life (so you don¹t just live it, you f**k it right up) is a comprehensive ‘hit-list’ on how not to justsurvive, but thrive in a modern world that thinks it’s better than it is. (Internet, looking in your direction).

 

Work? Family? Justin Beiber? It’s all so confusing; and sometimes life feels like we’re passengers in the back seat of taxi, driven by a guy on methamphetamines. Well, with Chopper’s help, you’ll grab that proverbial smacked out cabby by the neck, point a gun to his head and scream ‘Follow that Dream!’ In fact, you’ll leave, so full of motivation, that you'll be eating personal goals for dinner and crapping out solid shining achievement.

 

With no-holds barred, and no bars to hold him back, New Zealand’s Most Wanted Australia comedian returns to Auckland for 6 shows only. Buy tickets now or spend the rest of your life wondering what could have been.

Appearing as part of the New Zealand Comedy Festival